does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
WHAT SHOW IS THIS TELL ME RIGHT NAO
You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life
there are two types of people in this world
- people i can trust to help me hide a body
- people who are the body
Stop setting yourself
on fire for someone who
stays to watch you burn."